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Home Depot Quip Of The Week

Written by Evan Schuman
March 21st, 2010

We don’t typically share quotes from entertainers, but this retail line seemed worth it. From Bill Maher: “True love is like a salesman at Home Depot: It only comes along once or twice in a lifetime, so you gotta grab it.”

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